furgin:
How do I change a git commit message that has been pushed to bitbucket?
Carlfish:
You change it locally, then use a force push to change the history on bitbucket.
Carlfish:
Then everyone on your team shows up at your desk with pitchforks and burning torches.
furgin:
Why is it such a big deal?
Carlfish:
Because you're changing the past. Do it wrong, and you end up on stage playing guitar while your family vanishes from a photograph, desperately hoping your parents get back together before it's too late.
Dymos:
All while trying to stop your mom from sleeping with you.
furgin:
That's OK, because at the same time I invent rock'n'roll
jedi:
Great Scott Farquhar!