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Jirra: I have a lot of respect for a candidate who will own up to their weaknesses in an interview. Dymos: Sure, but what about people who don’t have any weaknesses? jedi: The Flash has no weakness. Wobin: The Flash’s weakness is a relatively short attention span. Carlfish: The Flash’s main weakness is he doesn’t run on the iPhone.
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Jirra: Maybe it’s finally time to rise up and overthrow our Furgin overlord. lolzcat: He’s only a dwarf. I’m sure we could throw him pretty far. Carlfish: I thought we were an autonomous collective? Jirra: I thought we were a furginocracy? Carlfish: Actually, the guild is run by a shadowy cabal of healers, through a figurehead tanking government. lolzcat: Rise up, DPS comrades! The time of damage dealing proletariat has come! We shall overthrow the healing bourgeoisie! * lolzcat looks around for support. Carlfish: “Sorry, too busy standing in fire.”