Nothing makes me hate autocorrect more than when I'm transcribing posts where typos are part of the joke.

By Charles Miller on 19 February 2018

furgin:

Vavle haven't done a good game since Steam.

Carlfish:

Portle 2 was nice.

furgin:

Except Portlet.

Carlfish:

Ah, Portlet, where you had a gun that gave early 00's Java programmers panic attacks.

furgin:

That was the best game. I still have nightmares.

furgin:

It's OK though, because as soon as you get it working the industry will move on because the idea was stupid in the first place.

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