Carlfish:
dennilan is the Bug Sorting Hat
dennilan:
I sort them into warranty bugs, edalgliesh, and closewontfix
Carlfish:
TEN POINTS FOR CLOSEWONTFIX!
Jirra:
That sounds like an Asterix character
Carlfish:
Closewontfix fell into a cauldron of magic potion as a child, and is now invincible.