March 2015

Safe Hex

furgin:

FUCKING 2FA

Jirra:

"Before you get into bed with me, please verify your identity using this mobile app..."

furgin:

"Someone, maybe you, has requested access to sleep with this person. Please reply to confirm your intentions or ignore if you did not request this."

Jirra:

"IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING NASTY!"

dave:

That something nasty could be a man in the middle... attack.

Izanami:

Awesome, got an upgrade.

Izanami:

Been using old ass gloves.

Atlassia:

Hand gloves are better.

Atlassia:

Ass gloves are called “undies”.

Jirra:

I was thinking…

Furgin:

I don't pay you to think.

Jirra:

You don't pay me.

Furgin:

That's what I said.

Perl is expressive. If you want to express yourself as “I’m an asshole that doesn’t care about the future maintainer of this”, go right ahead.

Neko