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Furgin: ffs do they pressurise these yoghurts? i just opened it and it exploded all over my lap Lolzcat: i don’t think you should eat it Furgin: i already ate it Furgin: even the bits on my lap Lolzcat: apart from the fact that it’s all over your pants, exploding yoghurt usually means it’s gone off Furgin: oh there is some on my keyboard.. win! * Lolzcat is hoping the furgin is not licking his keyboard. Furgin: vdfgbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb Furgin: what ?
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Swoon: “New in Universe 1.1: massive sinks that consume all matter.” Carlfish: I can imagine Steve Jobs introducing that at the developer conference. Carlfish: “Now this is something you're going to love. Remember last year when I introduced gravity? Well that got our brilliant engineers thinking what else you could do with it…” Carlfish: “Well today I am proud to introduce… iSingularity.” WobWork: That could equally be a Google presentation. WobWork: “We at Google have decided to release Gravity to the wider world. We've made it Open Source, cause we're nice like that” jirra: Good thing the Universe wasn't made by Blizzard, it would shut down every Tuesday.