Where are you going?
lol @ http://bash.org/?927751
Oh no, Malen is trapped in bash.org.
Help. Somebody throw me a rope.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Rope
Damn you, Carlfish.
I was looking for an appropriate tvtropes link.
But I got distracted.
I'm getting really fucking sick of the Google ads that appear over the top of YouTube videos.
Don't cover the content I'm watching cocks.
…
Hrm, maybe I needed a comma there.
The comma is after content, right?
Nothing gives me wood faster than punching a tree.
Do you know my greatest disappointment of Cataclysm? No Tauren rogues. It’d be so awesome to stealth up to someone… and then moo at them.
* jedi is the nipple
In our planning meeting today: Me: "Have you spoken to Matt Jensen about WebSudo yet?" Dev A: "He writes great code." Dev B: "Not any more. He's just a manager now."
hahah. Poor Furgin.
Who said such lies? I'm writing codes now.
For Fedex I am going to do a Venn Diagram.
ARGH I DELETED MY COOKIES AND JIMMY WALES CAME BACK
the beauty of the keepcup: my coffee has been on my desk for an hour and is still drinkable
btw, I urinated in a coffee cup on your desk denni
fffffuuuuuuuuuu
clip: http://tinyurl.com/2fb47hd
:(
I thought we were friends denni
we were, but then you pissed in my coffee
(leaps up from her desk to announce) My boyfriend dumped me last night!
I didn't dump you, you just couldn't log on.
(slightly confused) Er... in WOW or in real life?
In WOW, but who knows?
OK, if you fail to log on in real life too we might have a problem.
Meh, none of my jokes are in good taste. That’s my thing. Thats how I make friends.
And lose them.
You can always make new friends, good jokes are few and far between.
I ask a checkout girl at Dick Smith Electronics if I can pre-order “World of Warcraft Cataclysm”. She says “what?”… searches on the computer, “I think we have World of Craft already? You can buy it now!”
World of Craft!
Who wants to play WoC?
With exciting knitting adventures!
Grand Master Crocheting
I have a level 80 quilt maker!
Ahh damn, we got the LK down to 15% health and then that noob Lolz dropped a stitch and the whole row came undone.
The needle was stuck!
» cross-stitch cooldown remaining: 5min «
More glue on the mobs at the back! Quick, they’re spawning too fast!
is there a raid tonight?
I’ll be getting drunk.
Actually, that's ambiguous.
I’m not raiding either.
"How do I add another administrator to our JIRA and Condulgence sites?"
CONDULGENCE
It's like indulgence, but more collaborative.
It's a wiki AND an ice cream flavour!
At least if I could get a debugger going I could understand what it's doing.
you can start it up with commands -Xdebug -runjdwp:transport=dt_socket,address=5009,suspend=n,server=y
(Time passes)
I LOVW YOU DENNIT
It's working, you are awesome
blushes
Just goes to show. The surest way to a woman's heart is to attach a remote debugger.
During D&D…
Have you seen a young child anywhere in this dungeon?
No humans, there were some zombies though.
But you’d notice a baby zombie.
… riding backwards on a pig…
That gives me an idea for a song!
clip, how for to restart iPlone?
denni: begin to be pressing (and not end) of even the home receptor alongside the continuing utilisation for the button of lock
voice control be active for press now
next stap?
hold all the buttons
ALL
lock + home
clip: be the thankyou for you. Plone apple is there and now run.
denni: Joy and problems not exist \o/
joy exist, problems not
I’ve just noticed that everything I have added to this conversation so far has made me sound like a mentally-challenged 6 year old.
Deadheart is attacking a zombie during a D&D session:
So that’s… <rolls> 9 times 3 damage.
9 times 3 - that’s 54 damage.
54? Wow, that’s amazing.
<pause while he adjusts the health total of the mob>
… hang on… 9 times 3 isn’t 54…
OMG MY TEST ACTUALLY FOUND A PROBLEM
testCapsLock()
That was an amusing game [of Magic].
I like’d having 5 extra turns
Your apostrophe scared away the tech writer.
I almost finished my first round of Civ 5 this morning. The entire map has been steamrolled by the chinese, except for my little isthmus, where I am holding out for a cultural victory. “Behold the awesome power of my… museum!!!”
so how does your concept of chess-boxing differ from the classical rules?
The boxing and the chess are simultaneous
While it is your turn, your opponent is allowed to punch you. This encourages you to complete your turn quickly.
Upsetting the chess board is a no-no.
perhaps make them call out the move so that they don’t upset the chess board
“Uppercut, left cheek.”
“Fist to Bishop 6”
rocks out to Linkin Park
slaps lolz.
harsh, but deserved.
my internal voice is very different to what I sound like
denni’s internal voice is like Scooby Doo
. o O (“It’s not compiling? Ruh Roh!”)
MY INTERNAL MONOLOGUE IS NOT SCOOBY DOO
tosses denni a Scooby Snack
chomps the snack
lol
Oi! none of that.
RY RINTERNRAL ROROROGUE RIS ROT ROOBY ROO
MB, you did a great job on the balls last night
Nutella is yum, but it’s basically spreading a ferrero rocher on toast.
http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=51919
Last entry on the page.
LOL!
Wow.
lmap
That’s awesome.
lmap = laughed my arm put?
dennilan: it stands for ‘fuck off, it’s a typo you jerk’
I HAVE DECIDED TO LEAVE MY CAPS LOCK ON BECAUSE ITS EASIER THAN HOLDING DOWN SHIFT
Alternatively you could just not capitalise /anything/.
how will people know he is angry then?
It’s implicit, at this point.
WHEN I KICK THEM IN THE BALLS
I'm going to make more cookies tonight. I might bring some in to work.
I will have to change my security settings so I can accept cookies.
These are special cookies.
I don't want to be vulnerable to Cross-Desk Snack Forgery.
IT'S A COOKIE. EAT IT.
Isn’t a feral druid basically a rogue in a fursuit?
I'm glad Donna's desk is right behind jedi's. That way my occasional checking up on jedi doesn't get noticed.
He's so dreamy. I wish he'd roll a priest.
Our raid after a sindra fight:
o|–< o|–< o|–< o|–< o|–< o|–< o|–< o|–< o|–< o|–<
Before the next attempt - \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ o|–< where the last one is Deadheart waiting for a rez
To properly enjoy Twilight requires a suspension of disbelief that can only be attained with a large industrial crane.
People call QA the “fun police”. That means we’re like the police, but fun!
Wobin, you got an email address for Stirick?
"I'm having a bath, do you -mind-?"
We should support the iPad as a platform for JIRA.
Hmm, I don’t know, what resolution does it support?
I don’t know. (calls out) Hey Charles, what’s the resolution for the iPad?
Closed. Won’t Fix.
My Dad told me that when he was young, that his dad told him he wasn't allowed to bring any asian girls home.
When I was young, my dad said "please bring asian girls home"
New rule: Don't let CLP's dad near kids.
It's fine.
He's in Shanghai now.
is sipping on delicious coffee.
anyone want to sip on my delicious coffee?
is that a euphemism?
Jedi, is that a euphemism for something?
no but you’re starting to make me wish it was since it’s obviously popular
I hear all the girls want to sip on jedi’s delicious coffee
We should have another meeting room in the pairing area for casual meetings.
That pisses me off! There are no casual and progression meetings! All meetings are progression meetings.
I've had a couple of people complain to me that the meetings aren't getting far enough. So I want to propose creating a new meeting team that will push harder through them.
{note}this meeting will be a reset{note}
You can't attend this new meeting with a personality that you've used at another meeting this week.
Can i roll on any tanking items dropped in the meeting?
It’s a nice change to work somewhere where the QA/Testers are something a bit more advanced than humans who implement IScriptable
command tab and command q are so close
<p>I think this is an indication that I am too tired to raise decent issues and should go home.</p> <p>Summary: “Random whacky boxes on Edit Comment page when saving in IE7”</p> <p>Description: </p> <p>1) Edit a comment in IE7.<br/> 2) Go to preview mode.<br/> 3) Click save.</p> <p>BANG! Random whacky boxes!!”</p>
i’m getting a mega-headache. Does beer cure headaches?
More ‘delays’ than ‘cures’.
‘postpones’
Is a harbinger of.
Also, this lunch is made of WIN.
It’s a Win sandwich?
It’s empanadas filled with win.
32 or 64?
Watch out for the bits of system32 stuck in the filling
Monday’s child is full of win. Tuesday’s child is down for maintenance.
Crap, Gerry is back.
furgin (Quit: Leaving)
Wow.
Furgin didn’t like that.
load average: 14.28, 7.98, 3.99
Jesus.
Compiling?
Was running acceptance tests
Jesus was running acceptance tests?
I thought he was meant to accept everything?
He’d make terrible QA. “This here is crap but i forgive you.”
“This feature doesn’t work at all. Never mind. I still love you.”
“Product sinks in water”. Closed. Could not reproduce.
.
looks closely at that dot.
Zoom in. Enhance.
•
I do like the new system. I cannot maintain a call on 3G at my house, bad reception area. Previously my iPhone would say 4-5 bars, now it says 1.
It makes sense now that I can't maintain calls longer than about 30 seconds
Now you can blame the network instead of the phone =)
Wobin: I always did blame the network, I'm on freaking Optus/Virgin
It's basically a 3G connection -> Can -> String -> Can -> Primary telco infrastructure
Whenever you call up to say the signal is bad, their support engineers pull the string a bit tighter and ask you to try again
"Can you try wetting the string, and trying again?"
If you go into the ladies’ loos after lunch in this building, it’s full of Japanese ladies cleaning their teeth.
Actually it’s bad to brush right after a meal. The sugar from whatever you just ate weakens your enamel.
Should I run back and warn them?
Anyone know how to say “Stop!” in Japanese?Or do I just yell “HAAAAAI-YA!” and karate-chop them?
“sumi massen” (phonetic, no idea on the actual spelling) is some kind of “excuse me please”
You might want to lead with that
And then the karate chop action
But most importantly, how do you say “Brushing your teeth immediately after meals is bad for you because it strips the enamel?”
それはエナメル質を取り除くため食事の直後に歯をブラッシング悪いあなたのためです。
It is bad for you brushing your teeth after eating to remove the enamel
Maybe that’s too complicated.
How about “Drop the toothbrush or you’ll never see your children again”?
歯ブラシを落とせばまたは決してあなたの子供をもう一度見ない
which translates to: Never see your child again or you lose a tooth
The inhabitants of your home town are inexorably turning into evil agents of the undead. You are given the task of putting them out of their misery. Do you:
Put your zombie loved ones to the sword.
Tell your commanding officer he has crossed a terrible threshold, and leave him to do the job himself.
Hope the secret passage still works.
3.
What flavour icecream is everyone's favourite?
Banana
Chocillaberry
Pony
Cheese!
Pony-choc-banana-berry.
It's the new Neapolitan. Chocolate, strawberry and pony.
Because nobody ever ate the vanilla bit.
SMH headline: “Howard Rejected by ICC”. I guess his gearscore wasn’t high enough.
Does anyone have a neuraliser? I need to wipe about three minutes.
File an issue with IT. Someone will be around with a mallet.
I've turned off the ads in JIRA and now there's no way to turn them back on. :(
JIRA has ads?
It will.
GROW YOUR BUG COUNT!
JIRONY. PLAY DISCREETLY NOW!
Deadheart wrote on Moonburn’s wall: I interrupted that!
I'm testing some FishEye stuff and raising bugs in SPAC. The project key is FISH, so this is probably the right place to raise bugs against Carl too.
I don't follow that project so I wouldn't respond to any bugs. The best place to file bugs against me is with Donna.
Is she able to fix them?
On occasion.
Words that are only words for Americans aren’t words at all.
Yeah, I played X-Wing. I wasn’t very good at it actually.
82% of all survey results are made up on the spot.
75% of people know that.
50% of them don't.
I think you're only 20% correct there, Furgin.
I agree with 3.4% of what you're saying
You people are crazy.
Only 9% crazy.
I really wanted to have a gay time, but I suppose a paddle pop will do
You can’t have a gay time alone
It says so on the packet
you can
it’s just ‘hard’
I propose a ‘kill switch’ for americans
it’s a 50 megatonne EMP placed in the middle of America
I’d say move it closer to the south.
wouldn’t that only work if americans were robots?
The midwest is weird but harmless, and all the normal people are on either coast.
There’s really nothing redeeming about the American South whatsoever.
I keep trying to come up with examples to contradict you, but I can’t
:/
Boobies > boobless
Using Flash to play video is like using a curling iron as a foot warmer. It was never really meant to do it, but it kinda works.
Plz doesnt mean please. It means ‘Hurry up, noob’.
Generally, if people justify the use of ‘plz’ because it’s shorter than 'please’, I quite happily justify 'no’ because it’s shorter than 'yes’.
Panties is one of those creepy words that only creepy old guys in ice-cream vans that cruise around public parks use
SMH article summary of the day: “Chatroulette, the infamous voyeuristic video chat site, is investigating ways of blocking out male genitals as the website battles a sharp decline in visitor numbers.”
They don't get female genitals on there? Or they're not a problem?
They're probably more of a solution than a problem.
Or maybe genital-recognition software is more advanced for men.
The tech industry is often accused of being phallocentric.
In order to detect them, just convert the video stream to ascii and check for any occurrences of 8===D
But what if you _are_ a smiling giraffe?
If so, what are you smiling about? Are your genitals covered?
Levi's Law. On the Internet, any conversation will eventually return to the subject of pants.
They just need a sign on the login screen - ARE YOU WEARING PANTS?
ARE YOU PLANNING ON CONTINUING TO WEAR PANTS?
REALLY?
THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON THIS SITE?
decapitates denni.
I mean, hi.
The keys are like right next to each other.
greetings all!
decapitates virtualwolf
yeah, weird about the key locations, hey!
“New in Universe 1.1: massive sinks that consume all matter.”
I can imagine Steve Jobs introducing that at the developer conference.
“Now this is something you're going to love. Remember last year when I introduced gravity? Well that got our brilliant engineers thinking what else you could do with it…”
“Well today I am proud to introduce… iSingularity.”
That could equally be a Google presentation.
“We at Google have decided to release Gravity to the wider world. We've made it Open Source, cause we're nice like that”
Good thing the Universe wasn't made by Blizzard, it would shut down every Tuesday.
The universe has bugs. You think black holes are a feature?
*I* think black holes are a feature.
“New in Universe 1.1: massive sinks that consume all matter.”
They're fricking awesome!
The whole nature of light has the feeling of a piece of code that started off with one idea and then a bunch of people hacked it.
private const String SPEED_OF_LIGHT = "2.9 x 10^8 ms/s" // HACK: DO NOT CHANGE THIS VALUE; EVERYTHING BREAKS.
ffs do they pressurise these yoghurts? i just opened it and it exploded all over my lap
i don’t think you should eat it
i already ate it
even the bits on my lap
apart from the fact that it’s all over your pants, exploding yoghurt usually means it’s gone off
oh there is some on my keyboard.. win!
is hoping the furgin is not licking his keyboard.
vdfgbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
what ?
It’d be cool if you could cast [Polymorph] on yourself.
“Hey, I came up here to talk to Charles…” “Where is he, and why is there a sheep at his desk?”
Not to be attempted in New Zealand, for obvious reasons.
“Hey, I came up here to talk to Charles…” “Where is he, and why… hello there…”
How do I check what gender I am?
look in your pants?
I’m not wearing any.
Technically, it should be self evident then
Say yes, then when it all falls over into a tin of custard he’ll come back to Studio
I hate it when things call into a tin of custard
picks up the tin of custard and shouts into it
“Hello? Hello?”
anything is possible in IRC!
throws a yacht around the room
inflates a hippopotamus
ducks the airborne yacht.
rolls a competent Death Knight.
hahaha, lolzcat that’s like saying you made a square circle
anything is possible
WHO IS THE NOOB
WHO SETS OFF THE ALARM
EVERY MORNING
Seriously! They need a punch right in the sarcophagus.
A kick in the King Tuts.
I wouldn’t trust it as far as I could comfortably spit a rat.
dance dance ice crown citadel
I want to play WoW with a dance mat
i'd have to start off on beginner mode... smite, smite-smite-smite,
smite, smite-smite
If more WoW players used the convenience of nappies, we wouldn’t have to wait for ‘brb bio’ all the time.
I don’t have a WoW addiction, any more than I have a breathing addiction.
|:( means “I am displeased with my unibrow.”
Most interesting line so far, from the most stressful bit of the Festergut fight after lolz died:
22:55:02 Rikitikitavi casts Levitate on Atlassia
300ms later it was dispelled by a tick of pungent blight.
fly away atlassia! save yourself!
The ice box in the fridge behind mb is literally a box full of ice
There’s no room to put anything in it
Lolzcat: not quite
there is an entire tray of mint slices frozen for all eternity as well
i thought they were emblems of frost
My favourite dev quote for the day: “Yeah, so, I’m just going to resolve that issue as ‘No fucking clue’”.
How HR might convince me to do more interviews over Skype.
Gah! We're using Maven the Maven Way and still hitting problems.
Maven Way. Isn't that near the corner of Masochism Ave. and the You're Fucked Highway?
Now I’m using XChat. Which, because it’s cross-platform, is battleship-grey ugly.
actually, one of the newer MMOs, I think it’s the 40K one, is going to have full voiced npcs
WobWork: no thats going to be swtor
that’s probably it
the new star wars mmo will be fully voiced
oh furgs just said that
I’ve heard there’s some MMO coming out soon that will be fully voiced, too.
no way!
trailer here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzL2qUxuhns
Is the trailer fully voiced?
I’ve heard there’s this massively multiplayer game where everyone is voiced.
like the mmo ?
Wow! There’s a new Star Wars MMO coming out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzL2qUxuhns
Apparently it’s fully voiced.
Well, the trailer is, anyway
is ignoring you all.
And there’s the mid-afternoon “Blaaarrrggghhhhh” again, right on schedule.
having trouble reading the screen
turns out
eyes were closed
New hunter spell in Cataclysm. [Feign Interest]
for (var elephant in herd) { elephant.explode(); }
From the “why does this have a wikipedia entry?” department: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taste_like_chicken
I’d like to edit the list and add “Chicken”
And put a [Citation Needed] link next to it.
Dwarves don’t eatface. They eatkneecap.
“This permission grants the wielder the ability to …” arg WoW is affecting my customer replies
I just wish I hadn’t died to an attack called “Ferocious Butt”.
It looks like someone cleaned it with a cheeseburger
I was in a party of 5 with 4 girls (me being the only non girl if that wasnt obvious)
we only just did CoT timed because they kept stopping to look in the shop windows
resists the urge to set fire to Furgs, rain an AoE on him then steal his soul and use it to make gobstoppers.
i never realised that there were vendors in CoS
Lolzcat: girls can find shoe shops anywhere
was kicked by Jirra
that url tries to fit in so much
So it’s a story about… erm… a half-man-half-woman tennis player… that has siblings… who saw some strangers fall over?
“I get my news by reading search-optimised URLs”
I need a beer and a nap and a teleport home.
I'm pretty annoyed, my iPad does support teleporting home
but you need a 3G network?
we have wifi here, that should work.
Ask Donna to open a portal. You might have to tip her five gold though.
Just hearth. Jeez.
I accidentally left my hearthstone in the bank.
Ask Alyce for a new one
But then I'll be hearthing to the office. Who wants that?
