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*** denni joined the chat room. * virtualwolf decapitates denni. virtualwolf: I mean, hi. virtualwolf: The keys are like right next to each other. denni: greetings all! * denni decapitates virtualwolf denni: yeah, weird about the key locations, hey!
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Carlfish: SMH article summary of the day: “Chatroulette, the infamous voyeuristic video chat site, is investigating ways of blocking out male genitals as the website battles a sharp decline in visitor numbers.” jirra: They don't get female genitals on there? Or they're not a problem? jedi: They're probably more of a solution than a problem. Swoon: Or maybe genital-recognition software is more advanced for men. Carlfish: The tech industry is often accused of being phallocentric. jedi: In order to detect them, just convert the video stream to ascii and check for any occurrences of 8===D Carlfish: But what if you _are_ a smiling giraffe? jirra: If so, what are you smiling about? Are your genitals covered? Carlfish: Levi's Law. On the Internet, any conversation will eventually return to the subject of pants. jirra: They just need a sign on the login screen - ARE YOU WEARING PANTS? Carlfish: ARE YOU PLANNING ON CONTINUING TO WEAR PANTS? Carlfish: REALLY? Carlfish: THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON THIS SITE?
