16 September 2014

16Sept2014
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The people in the next row are arguing about changing the gravitational constant of the Earth and I’m wondering how long I should wait before reporting them to someone.

I mean, we are at a heightened terror alert status.

Jirra, alert but somewhat alarmed.
16Sept2014

Supply-Your-Own Punchline

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Dymos:

I love using [Multi-Shot] as a hunter. If there are heaps of targets, it looks like a massive fan of arrows coming out of you.

Jirra:

I used to be a massive fan of arrows…

16Sept2014

Inside the dog, it's too dark to read.

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Jirra:

I bought chicken wings from the local chicken shop for $2 a kilo and cooked them and there’s something about them that’s just undefinably wrong.

dennilan:

I think they’re supposed to be for pets, right?

Jirra:

A kilo of raw chicken meat would be a really boring pet

16Sept2014

Heap Space, the Final Frontier

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Jedi:

With the amount of intelligence and rigour in all the federation’s processes, I would assume every person in QA would love Star Trek.

Neko:

Then again, consider their fail-deadly consoles. I wouldn’t want to work with any system where finding a bug sets off an explosion in the computer I’m working on.

Jirra:

That’s fine if it only happens in dev mode.

Neko:

These sort of mission-critical systems need to work perfectly in an Enterprise environment!