Phreakachu:
Which keyboard did you get, Furgin?
Furgin:
Razer Blackwidow ULTIMATE
Phreakachu:
Nice.
Carlfish:
I got the Razer Blackwidow Penultimate, but I think I need to upgrade.
September 2014
- bf
It is not insignificant. I used to think the same thing until I actually measured it.
iBallOfString
- bf
Carlfish:
I ordered an iPhone with a spare charger. Three days later Apple ships me a package. It's just the charger.
Carlfish:
I swear, the company is staffed by cats.
Carlfish:
"Let's play with him a while, see what he does!"
Dymos:
"purrrrrrrrrruurrrrrrrrrrruurrrrrruurrrr"
Carlfish:
Exactly. You can't stay mad at it.
Dymos:
Right up until it scratches you in the face.
Dymos:
And bites your hand.
Carlfish:
It can't help it, that's just how it is.
Dymos:
But then it licks your hand and makes you love it again.
- bf
The people in the next row are arguing about changing the gravitational constant of the Earth and I’m wondering how long I should wait before reporting them to someone.
I mean, we are at a heightened terror alert status.
Supply-Your-Own Punchline
- bf
Dymos:
I love using [Multi-Shot] as a hunter. If there are heaps of targets, it looks like a massive fan of arrows coming out of you.
Jirra:
I used to be a massive fan of arrows…
Inside the dog, it's too dark to read.
- bf
Jirra:
I bought chicken wings from the local chicken shop for $2 a kilo and cooked them and there’s something about them that’s just undefinably wrong.
dennilan:
I think they’re supposed to be for pets, right?
Jirra:
A kilo of raw chicken meat would be a really boring pet
Heap Space, the Final Frontier
- bf
Jedi:
With the amount of intelligence and rigour in all the federation’s processes, I would assume every person in QA would love Star Trek.
Neko:
Then again, consider their fail-deadly consoles. I wouldn’t want to work with any system where finding a bug sets off an explosion in the computer I’m working on.
Jirra:
That’s fine if it only happens in dev mode.
Neko:
These sort of mission-critical systems need to work perfectly in an Enterprise environment!