February 2014

11Feb2014

Send the pet in to tank first

  • bf
Sign on the wall at the local club:

$9 cocktails every day. Limited range.

Furgin:

“Limited range?” So you have to stand at least 10 feet from the bar to order them?

Furgin:

“I’m sorry sir, you’re only 9 feet away; that’ll be $12 please”

11Feb2014
  • bf

It’s Monday, it’s time to delete my clone and make a new one.

Furgin… but which Furgin?
11Feb2014
  • bf

I have been playing Assassin’s Creed IV because it came for free with my graphics card.

When I get into combat with guards, if I get far enough away from them I can hide in a haystack. Sometimes they get suspicious and prod the haystack with a sword, but when I’m hiding, I can one-shot them

So I end up in a kind of infinite loop - guard gets suspicious, prods haystack, I strangle them and pull their body into the haystack. New guard hears something, comes to investigate, prods haystack… etc.

I don’t know how many bodies are in that haystack now

Jirra
05Feb2014

Jirra Does Stack Ranking

  • bf
* Jirra

goes back to the pile of QA candidates

clepetit:

Wait… the actual candidates are in a pile?

Jirra:

Yes

Jirra:

The bad ones complain that they can't do anything because they are in a pile

Jirra:

The OK ones contort themselves so they can get work done while in a pile

Jirra:

The good ones say “Why are we in a pile, this is stupid” and get out of the pile

clepetit:

that makes me rethink the whole "What's the worst that could happen" viewpoint when looking at applying for a job