
February 2014
Send the pet in to tank first
- bf
$9 cocktails every day. Limited range.
“Limited range?” So you have to stand at least 10 feet from the bar to order them?
“I’m sorry sir, you’re only 9 feet away; that’ll be $12 please”
- bf
It’s Monday, it’s time to delete my clone and make a new one.
- bf
I have been playing Assassin’s Creed IV because it came for free with my graphics card.
When I get into combat with guards, if I get far enough away from them I can hide in a haystack. Sometimes they get suspicious and prod the haystack with a sword, but when I’m hiding, I can one-shot them
So I end up in a kind of infinite loop - guard gets suspicious, prods haystack, I strangle them and pull their body into the haystack. New guard hears something, comes to investigate, prods haystack… etc.
I don’t know how many bodies are in that haystack now
Jirra Does Stack Ranking
- bf
goes back to the pile of QA candidates
Wait… the actual candidates are in a pile?
Yes
The bad ones complain that they can't do anything because they are in a pile
The OK ones contort themselves so they can get work done while in a pile
The good ones say “Why are we in a pile, this is stupid” and get out of the pile
that makes me rethink the whole "What's the worst that could happen" viewpoint when looking at applying for a job