June 2014

24Jun2014
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What do you call it when a resto druid goes temporarily offline? A relog!

Jirra, after a semester studying at the Lolzcat School of WoW Jokes
03Jun2014

Void Zone

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Carlfish:

What’s a good gender-neutral alternative to “no-mans land”?

Jirra:

No-go zone?

Jedi:

Shattrath?

Virtualwolf:

Abyss of mental anguish?

Carlfish:

I’m saving “Abyss of Mental Anguish” for my first metal album.

03Jun2014
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furgin:

Why is Mockito being shit?

dennilan:

You are trying to stub a final method.

Carlfish:

YOU WOULDN’T STUB A CAR

03Jun2014

ShipIt, 4:20 edition.

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* gilgad

quietly wonders if Jirra has spent a bit too long in the bliss… er… chillout room.

jirra:

It was the only way to reach the necessary levels of mind-freedom to break free of traditional QA thought and preconceptions, man

gilgad:

I thought QA didn’t have traditional thought. Thats how they break stuff. Mind like water, etc.

jirra:

Mind like a non-Newtonian fluid. It only flows freely when it’s not under pressure.

02Jun2014

DefenITstration

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lolzcat:

Do you think IT will accept “Because I want to throw my current laptop out the window” as a satisfactory reason for upgrading my laptop?

Jirra:

BTCYS.

Jirra:

“Because I threw my laptop out of the window” is a stronger argument.

* lolzcat

becomes the change, and throws his laptop out of the window.

lolzcat:

Wait... these windows don’t open.

Carlfish:

“Also, I need a new window.”