15 May 2012

15May2012
  • bf

<p>Facebook thinks I’m a single lesbian planning my dream wedding… and looking to purchase JIRA.</p> <p>Presumably I’m going to use JIRA to organise the wedding.</p>

Jirra
15May2012

A New Joke Beginning…

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hinch:

You have to get up before the sun to get to work if you live in Penriff.

Jirra:

But that… that’s while it’s dark. That’s not a valid waking up time.

Jirra:

InvalidWakeUpTimeException

lolzcat:

Is that a HibernateException?

15May2012

The Furgin’s Apprentice

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Carlfish:

The best way to get a new tester is to chop them in half. Then you’ll have two testers, each with their own pair of buckets…

Furgin:

If we did that to developers we could write 2x as much code!

Furgin:

Damn. I should be CEO of a software startup.

Furgin:

You want to pair program? Sure? Let me get my axe.

15May2012

Armydillo

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Wobin:

I thought it mattered for the RMAH

Meliae:

RMAH?

Wobin:

Real Money Auction House

Swoon:

Royal Military Armadillo Hospital

Wobin:

Those poor armadillos

Wobin:

fired out of cannons =(

Swoon:

That’s what they signed up for when they became military armadillos.

Swoon:

They knew the risks.