This channel is bad for me. Someone on the Confluence Dev channel said “Stable is not compiling”, and I was halfway into typing “Your mum is not compiling” before I realised it wasn’t the right place for it.
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June 2012
I find your lack of PermGen… disturbing
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Jedi:
[SW:TOR patch] 1.3 is dropping on Tuesday
Forceclip:
I should call in sick is what you’re saying, Jedi?
Jirra:
Call in Sith?
Forceclip:
Good idea
Jirra:
“Sorry, can’t come in today, I feel the pull of the dark side”
Forceclip:
“My JIRA instance crashed” “YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, CUSTOMER”
We’ve created a monster…
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dennilan:
Wikipedia seems to think Rubella is mainly only bad if you’re pregnant.
Jirra:
Is dennilan pregnant? Congratulations!
Carlfish:
Congratulations denni.
Carlfish:
When are you expecting?
dennilan:
Wrong question. You should be asking “what”.
Then subtract the first really bad thing you thought of…
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Jirra:
Do I want to Google “skin flute”?
dennilan:
No.
jedi:
Think of the worst thing you can possibly imagine, and that is your answer.
Jirra:
Bieber?!?!
Meanwhile, on SWTOR
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Stish (Jirra):
My husband keeps sending me companion gifts
Raxor (Furgin):
You got married?
Stish:
Well, I guess fiance. He asked but I don't think we had a wedding. Unless I was logged out at the time.
Raxor:
So romantic. “Sorry I missed the wedding, I was logged out.”
Raxor:
I WANT THAT ON A TSHIRT.
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So MCB had the decency to let me know that my IAN all-hands file name IANALHANDS was not appropriate for a title of a presentation.
Call of the Common Cold
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* Carlfish
wonders if he should add the possible rise of Cthulhu to this spreadsheet of potential company risks.
Carlfish:
Likely business impact: MADNESS! MADNESS AND TENTACLES!
dennilan:
Carlfish: remember, the universe tends towards maximum irony.
Carlfish:
So whatever I list in this spreadsheet is more likely to happen? Uh oh.
dennilan:
No, anything you list in the spreadsheet which is not subsequently *planned for* is likely to happen
dennilan:
Awesome if you *want* Cthulhu to awaken from his watery dreams.
Carlfish:
Maybe I do.
Carlfish:
Muahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha
virtualwolf:
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh C’thulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
Carlfish:
Bless you.
What is this I don't even?
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* Wobin
fires butt laser
* dennilan
rams Wobin
dennilan:
Wait. This is awkward.
The pathos is overwhelming.
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furgin:
Do you say make sure something is ON the path, or IN the path?
Meliae:
It depends on the context.
furgin:
Make sure java and javac are on the path.
furgin:
Make sure java and javac are in the path.
jedi:
Make sure java and javac are pathy.
Jirra:
jedi: I think the word is “pathetic”.
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<p>Am I a morally deficient person for thinking cannibalism isn’t a bad thing if the person died of unrelated causes?</p> <p>I mean, they were developers, I was going to kill them anyway.</p>