15 June 2010

15Jun2010
  • bf

Panties is one of those creepy words that only creepy old guys in ice-cream vans that cruise around public parks use

Jirra
15Jun2010

It's All Pants

  • bf
Carlfish:

SMH article summary of the day: “Chatroulette, the infamous voyeuristic video chat site, is investigating ways of blocking out male genitals as the website battles a sharp decline in visitor numbers.”

jirra:

They don't get female genitals on there? Or they're not a problem?

jedi:

They're probably more of a solution than a problem.

Swoon:

Or maybe genital-recognition software is more advanced for men.

Carlfish:

The tech industry is often accused of being phallocentric.

jedi:

In order to detect them, just convert the video stream to ascii and check for any occurrences of 8===D

Carlfish:

But what if you _are_ a smiling giraffe?

jirra:

If so, what are you smiling about? Are your genitals covered?

Carlfish:

Levi's Law. On the Internet, any conversation will eventually return to the subject of pants.

jirra:

They just need a sign on the login screen - ARE YOU WEARING PANTS?

Carlfish:

ARE YOU PLANNING ON CONTINUING TO WEAR PANTS?

Carlfish:

REALLY?

Carlfish:

THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON THIS SITE?