Furgin:
Josh hates maven more than Carl does.
Carlfish:
That's because maven is made from small bits of satan glued together with the spit of demons.
Furgin:
OK, maybe he doesn't hate it more than you.
July 2011
QA-ing the Human Race.
- bf
Carlfish:
I was about to say it's weird I can find the LD50 [Lethal dose for 50% of the population] for salt in rats, but only find the "lowest known lethal dose" for humans. Then I realised what experiments one would have to perform to get the LD50 in humans.
Penny:
I'm sure I could automate it.
;p;
- bf
chrisdarroch:
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chrisdarroch:
err,
Carlfish:
We just lost Chris.
chrisdarroch:
sorry, keyboard was a little too far left
- bf
Donna:
Tell your boss there’s a scary box for him at reception. It looks like the one from the movie Seven.
Donna:
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!!?!
Charles:
You'll be so embarrassed if it really does turn out to be someone’s head.
- bf
According to IDEA, ‘teh’ isn’t a spelling error. But ‘lawls’ is.
Crossed Wires
- bf
Moonburn:
Just bear in mind that maintenance usually happens at lunch. :(
* Jirra
reminds everyone there's ice-cream today.
Swoon:
When does the ice-cream thing start?
Jirra:
3pm
* lolzcat
wanted Moonburn's email to read '[Maintenance] MANY SERVICES! HANDLE THEM!'
Jirra:
I want to replace the term 'outage' with 'outrage'
Moonburn:
ice-cream?
Carlfish:
I want to replace the term 'outage' with 'ice-cream'
Carlfish:
"Your server suffered an unscheduled ice-cream" sounds so much nicer.
lolzcat:
I like unscheduled ice-creams
Jirra:
"There will be a scheduled ice-cream from 6pm to 12am on Tuesday.
Moonburn:
Going backwards in time?
Carlfish:
It's the ice-cream Flux Capacitor.
Moonburn:
Where we're going, we don't need ice-cream.