I came up with an idea for JIRA integration with Skyrim. If you get an issue, an NPC runs up and says “Person X needs a VPN. I would do it myself, but I took an arrow to the knee.” Then you get conversation options with template responses.
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December 2011
furgin logic
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furgin:
rhastie, please fix ABC streaming.
rhastie:
I think we found the problem. Some people are using work resources for non-work related things which is slowing down the network.
furgin:
Fire them so I can listen to the cricket.
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I married this chick from the college who now lives with me in Whiterun. I slept with her for the first time. It says “You wake up feeling your lover’s embrace” and I look in the corner… and Lydia is sitting on the chair watching me sleep with my wife.
I guess we wiped…
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Swoon:
BONE STORM!
Big Plans…
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clepetit:
For our next PR stunt we should construct a giant Minecraft-styled Charlie on top of the building.
Carlfish:
We should construct a 20-storey Mecha Charlie and let it loose on the city.
slappybag:
Then Gamera will come and save the day!
clepetit:
Then tell people to log all the destruction in JAC
clepetit:
“As a CBD resident, I would like my balcony returned to it's normal location - attached to the rest of my apartment”
Carlfish:
“As a resident of the North Shore, I would like the smoke from the burning ruins of the CBD to blow some other direction.”
Mary Sue
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denni:
denni, I used “play precompile”.
denni:
Oops. Furgin, I used “play precompile”.
Jirra:
Jirra, nice shirt!
furgin:
furgin, you’re awesome.
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If you need string, gunpowder, bones, arrows or rotten flesh, head on down to the base of the skymasher and collect what you like.