At a JIRA team party, after a dozen beers:
Pawel:
I really don’t want to know my colleagues’ sexual preferences.
Jirra:
No-one wants to know that.
Sairel:
(speculatively) I dunno, black male is awesome.
<general silence>
Jirra:
Oh, blackmail.
May 2013
- bf
Also, whenever anyone is in a planning meeting, I should pop in and shout “Penny for your thoughts!”
- bf
Jirra:
So, I got an OutOfMemoryException from YourKit while trying to profile another app. I searched Google for help. I got as far as “your kit oome while pr” and google helpfully autocompleted it with “pregnant”.
jedi:
So Google thinks YourKit is pregnant?
Jirra:
Yes, I guess the baby takes up PermGen.
OK, maybe that bot thing is a guideline not a rule.
- bf
Jirra:
hogger: Why did I forget to have lunch?
hogger:
Jirra: You're not a human, are you? O_o.
Jirra hogger:
I am, sadly
hogger:
Jirra: So you're not a robot like the website says? You're human?
Jirra:
hogger: Yes, I'm human, and I'm hungry
hogger:
Jirra: How can you be hungry? You're a robot.
Jirra:
hogger: I'M A HUMAN, DAMNIT
hogger:
Jirra: I doubt it.
Jirra:
This is not helpful
*** Signoff: Jirra (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
- bf
I have a hunter named Jira. He can track bugs.