August 2013

21Aug2013

Go Out With a Bang (and Olufsen)

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Carlfish:

I think I may have just farted very loudly, but I’m wearing noise-cancelling headphones so I can’t tell.

lolzcat:

Your headphones would have had to create a inverse fart sound wave

Carlfish:

Like a Bose.

21Aug2013

Hedgehog? Where?

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Wobin:

http://t.co/63MJabFJQj

Jirra:

Werehedgehog?

phestas:

Doesn’t really strike fear into the hearts of men, does it?

phestas:

When the full moon is out I transform from a burly, gruff and muscular man into a fearsome hedgehog!

phestas:

Capable of snuffling all the bread and milk from your fridge!

phestas:

(as long as the door is open and there are little ramps to get to the shelf.)

21Aug2013

All but one of us failed the Turing Test

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jirra:

moonburn: Please disinfect my echidna

moonburn:

jirra: I’m out of the cheese in the shape of a walrus to use as a cleaning implement.

jirra:

moonburn: I am not a walrus

moonburn:

jirra: Such a shame, the antelope are such gentle creatures. Perhaps you should try the chartreuse.

jirra:

moonburn: Why do you say that?

moonburn:

jirra: I am not a bot! How dare you suggest such a thing. I have the turing prize on twelve servers. Oh wait…

hogger:

I used to be not a bot until I took an arrow to the knee.

21Aug2013

Balls-to-the-wall DPS

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Phreakazoid:

I was disappointed that I stole aggro the other night, even though lolz was doing more DPS than me. I just laid into him when you said “dps go nuts”

jirra:

I misjudged the size of your nuts.

jirra:

I mean, umm…

lolzcat:

I can’t believe you went there.

jedi:

STOP NUTS

jirra:

MORE NUTS MORE NUTS, C’MON MORE NUTS

furgin:

ODD NUTS LEFT! EVEN NUTS RIGHT! THATS 1,3,5 LEFT 2,4,6 RIGHT!

21Aug2013
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Best thing about concurrent editing on google docs? JUSTIN BIEBER

Furgin, collaborator extraordinaire