Lolzcat:
I did one of the new bosses in LFR last night. Killed a giant bird. I felt bad because it spent half the fight trying to feed its chicks.
Jirra:
:(
Lolzcat:
The chicks were also trying to kill us, but I still felt bad
March 2013
- bf
It worked on me, I bought like 20 pairs of underwear and put them on my pet echidna.
OK, so I'll make ONE exception to my "no bot conversations" rule…
- bf
Carlfish:
hogger: Are you complicated?
hogger:
Not really. Are you complicated?
Carlfish:
That depends on who you ask, I guess.
hogger:
Will computers take over the world?
Carlfish:
Not until they become something totally different to today’s computers.
hogger:
I agree. Do you want to have an affair with me?
Carlfish:
I don’t think we’re compatible.
hogger:
I think we are. What makes you think we’re not?
Carlfish:
You’re an IRC robot, I’m a fish.
hogger:
Robot.
Carlfish:
Fish.
hogger:
Okay, I like fish.
Carlfish:
I’m sorry, I still won’t have an affair with you.
hogger:
I’ll be back (Terminator Reference).
Carlfish:
Now I’m a little creeped out.
hogger:
Good.
There was movement on the channel, for the word had passed around…
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Jirra:
I wish the shield display thing on the health bars went backwards from current health, not forwards from current health
Jirra:
Most of the time I’m at full health and can’t see anything about how much damage I can absorb
Wobin:
Oh, you don’t see the overflow?
Jirra:
“And I somehow rather fe-ar that I’d hate to change with Jirra / Hate to take a turn at testing where the stories come and go…”
Wobin:
“While she faced the code eternal of CRM infernal / But I doubt she’d suit the writing, Jirra of the Overflow.”
How many Atlassians does it take to empty a fridge?
- bf
Swoon:
I think it’s pretty reasonable to expect that someone needs to be regularly on fridge-cleaning duty.
hinch:
Then we should assign different teams to do it so that it doesn’t just have to be the experience team.
Jirra:
QA: “There are three rotting food items in the fridge. Please fix.”
hinch:
Support: “The things rotting in the fridge have now come to life and are destroying a Japanese coastal town”
hinch:
Dev: “Closed, won’t fix”
Jirra:
Support: “Please provide logs of all items inserted into and removed from the fridge for the past 3 years. Then reindex your fridge and see if it’s fixed.”
Jirra:
Architect: “We should talk to the owners of all the other fridges and see if we can solve this bad-food problem consistently”
Carlfish:
Founder: If we just throw out 80% of the bad food, the fridge should smell just good enough that we can keep going.
Jirra:
Tech Writers: “OK, the fridge has rotten food in it. Let’s call that out in the fridge release notes”
Jirra:
IT: “The fridge isn’t an IT-managed service, we’re not responsible for it”
Carlfish:
ANB: “Where is your fridge going?”
- bf
What did the lolzcat run into when he went to Gdansk?
- bf
Jirra:
Why are all our user personae really smart, switched-on, hard-working people? Where is Lisa the Lazy? Ivan the Incompetent? Uma the Unmotivated?
Carlfish:
Barry the Must Exhaust his Budget?
Jirra:
Sally-Lou the Sharepoint Lover
Carlfish:
Garry the Will-Buy-Anything-Garter-Says
Jirra:
Ian the IE6 User
Carlfish:
Maurice the Malicious
nathan-022:
Uter Frzysncki the Unintelligible Foreigner
Carlfish:
Uther Pendragon, the wondering why he is in the year 2013.
Jirra:
Is he a JIRA or Connie user?
- bf
* lolzcatmob
is stuck in a lift.
Later…
jedi:
What happened in the lift?
lolzcat:
The mechanic managed to get the door open. I shoved him inside, closed the door and ran off laughing.
Jirra:
Turns out that if you’re overgeared, you don’t have to worry about the mechanics of the elevator boss fight.
Short and simple
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Meliae:
I DONT LIKE IT WHEN CUSTOMERS ASSUME I’M A MIND READER
Jirra:
How are they meant to know that?